Archive for January, 2009

A fitting monument for former President Bush.

January 31, 2009

bush-shoeA hilarious bronze shoe statue has been erected in Iraq to honor the journalist who threw his shoes at former President Bush.

I can’t think of a more appropriate monument to commemorate his exit from office. Show him the door, then the boot.

As President Obama settles into office, I don’t envy his job and the mess he’s taking over. All we can do is hope he lives up to the hype and helps regain some respect for the U.S. worldwide. It will be difficult to regain respect when our country elected a man to two terms that can barely speak in complete sentences. Thanks again Evangelicals.

Who gets into heaven?

January 31, 2009

heavens-gates

Apparently everybody. At least according to a survey by the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life. The survey found that 70 percent of Americans believed religions other than their own could lead to eternal life.

This sent Evangelicals into an a state of panic. The Bible is pretty clear that the vacancy sign in heaven says “no” to anyone not believing in Jesus. Evangelical leaders complained that people must have misunderstood the question. How else could they have answered this way?

So Pew did the survey again to verify the results. This time 65% of respondents said that other religions could lead to eternal life. To be even more specific, Pew asked the respondents to specify which religions.

This is where is gets really comical. 50% respondents stated that even Atheists could go to Heaven. So what’s the point of believing anything?

Add the 66% who answered that those with no religious faith were heaven bound. I always find it amusing that Atheism is looked at as some sort of religion. Atheism is “someone with no religious faith”. This statistic just proves the negative connotation associated with the word Atheist.

This study only further reaffirms my rejection of Christianity. Apparently most Christians don’t put value on what they believe anyway.

It’s good to know that on my deathbed I have at least a 50/50 chance to receive total consciousness. So I have that going for me. Which is nice.

Fortune cookies have all the answers.

January 30, 2009

I just had Chinese food for lunch and couldn’t believe the message in my fortune cookie. No kidding, this is the actual message:

Fortune Cookie

I have to admit it freaked me out a little bit. The day I officially launch this blog, I get this message in a fortune cookie? Maybe I should check into Buddhism.

I did a Google search and found this quote attributed to Søren Kierkegaard, Danish philosopher considered to be a founder of existentialist thought.

Is God a sports fan?

January 30, 2009

Super Bowl 2009Based on history, I’m going to say no. Some of the most successful athletes in the world live far outside the boundaries of Christianity. So does God play favorites?

Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner is very open about his Christian beliefs. He draws attention to his faithfulness as a badge of honor. So I guess Christians should put their money on the Cardinals, right?

But in Matthew 6:5-6 God tells us that unlike hypocrites, we will be rewarded if we pray in private to not draw attention to ourselves. So should Christians be cheering for the Steelers instead? 

But then in Matthew 5:14-16 God tells us to let our light shine to show our good works and glorify him.

This is confusing. How are we supposed to know which Super Bowl team to cheer for? Or just to be crazy, let’s all give credit to the athletes on the field rather than some dude in the sky.

Why does God only get credit for good things?

January 30, 2009
Miracle on the Hudson?

Miracle on the Hudson?

I received this image in one of the corny forwarded Christian emails my father-in-law sends me.

I’ve been hearing about “The Miracle on the Hudson” like it is an appropriate news headline. What are the exact requirements to be deemed a miracle from God? Typically the term “miracle” is used to describe amazing phenomena that there is no logical explanation. This event was amazing, but easily explainable.

  • The crew was highly trained to handle this emergency.
  • The pilot, Chesley Sullenberger, is an airline safety expert who has consulted with NASA and others.
  • Sullenberger is described by his wife as the consummate pilot who performs the airplane to the exact precision to which it is made.
  • Sullenberger has 40 years of experience.

Miracle? Why does God only only get credit for the safe landing and not for the bird that caused the plane to go down? Maybe the devil did that.

One passenger stated, “Gotta give it to the pilot man, he did a helluva job.”

I agree.