The multifaith Minnesota Family Council is planning to introduce an amendment banning same-sex marriage, civil unions and domestic partnerships in Minnesota in the next few days.
Opposing religions are finally able to agree on something. Gay people are evil and may lead to the end of life on earth:
“If everyone is a gay, this world will cease to exist in 10 years.”
—Ikram ul-Huq
Religious Director, Muslim Community Center. Bloomington
“That’s a lifestyle that God says is sinful. Something happened to this nation in the ’60s. It’s just become more and more godless. I think God is going to judge us. I think 9/11 might be a wake-up call from God, saying America needs to repent.”
—Tom Brock
Senior Pastor, Hope Lutheran Church. Minneapolis
“This is not a political issue, or an issue of choice or rights. It is an issue of life.”
—Andre Dukes
Pastor, Shiloh Temple Ministries. Minneapolis
To recap:
- Gay people caused 9/11.
- Gay people threaten life on earth.
- Gay people will lead to the end of the world.
Go religion! You can accomplish so much good when you look past your religious differences and unite!
Tags: Gay, Marriage, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Minnesota Family Council, Religion, Sin
March 18, 2009 at 4:22 pm |
Hey – religious people have always agreed that atheists are evil long before Gays became the center of their attention!
March 19, 2009 at 12:50 pm |
At least there is some debate on the sinful nature of homosexuality. Atheists are unanimously evil in the eyes of Christians.
May 31, 2009 at 10:34 pm |
You’d think they’d encourage it if it’d get them into heaven faster.