Whether you are a religious person or an atheist, you’ll need to start examining your beverage choice. Evidence shows that God loves Coca-Cola best. How do I know? The Creation Museum is partnered with Coca-Cola and is the only soda available in Noah’s Café. God loves the beverage so much he has blessed Noah’s Café with the 2nd highest Coke sales for the area, behind the Cincinnati airport. If only Jesus had turned water into Coke, people could have been enjoying it for the past 2,000 years.
The patio for Noah's Café at the Creation Museum
So how do I know Satan loves Pepsi? Because he told me so, and because Pepsi supports homosexual rights. Check out boycottpepsico.com to read all about it.
Pepsi donated $1,000,000 to the Human Rights Campaign (HRC) and Parents, Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays (PFLAG), Pepsi also requires employees to attend sexual orientation training where they are taught to accept homosexuality, and Pepsi is a member of the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce.
I knew there was a reason I’ve always liked Pepsi better than Coke.
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Tags: Atheist, Bible, Coca-Cola, Coke, Creation, Creation Museum, Genesis, God, Jesus, Noah's Cafe, Pepsi
July 10, 2009 at 12:30 am |
I’d like to think that whatever those HUEG drink companies do are simply just for publicity, and not because they’re philanthropists.
July 10, 2009 at 6:23 am |
I’ve always preferred Coke but since news of the boycott on Pepsi first emerged, I’ve been buying it instead of Coke. Seems like an awfully small sacrifice.
July 10, 2009 at 8:27 am |
my husband delivers pepsi in our area and has been stopped numerous times by enraged mormons (this is a primarily lds community) who make it a point to tell him the company he works for is full of sinners and they won’t be buying pepsi anymore. why they think he gives two shits about their beverage purchasing habits, i’ll never know … one guy even said “look at your guys, supporting those homos. next thing you know, you’ll be giving them money to legalize abortion.” 0_0
July 10, 2009 at 10:09 am |
Myabe your husband should suggest to corporate management that Pepsi sponsor polygamy.
July 10, 2009 at 10:29 am |
Would that include gay polygamy?
July 10, 2009 at 2:04 pm
he said that jokingly once, actually.
but honestly, they’d probably support that, here. they’re all nuts, really ….
July 10, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Nope. Just the Biblical kind.
August 19, 2009 at 9:47 am |
But… isn’t abortion already… never mind.
July 10, 2009 at 10:13 am |
Ah! Don’t be blaming Jesus for the homophobic religious freaks of death from hell. I think the man would be mortified at all that is done is his name and I’m sure he would’ve proudly ridden a float in the rainbow parade if asked.
I just don’t like soda, but should I get a wild hair, Pepsi is who I’ll support. I loved learning this about their corporation. Thanks!
July 10, 2009 at 10:18 am |
You know, I remember hearing some sermon about how Satan always tries to copy God’s methods.
Clearly, this is just one more example. Is there no depth that the Dark Lord won’t sink to? Is nothing holy anymore?
July 21, 2009 at 5:34 pm |
At times I wonder if the largest religion on earth does nothing more than glorify the very false messiah it is warning against in Rev. >_>
July 10, 2009 at 2:14 pm |
Why are the LDS folks drinking Pepsi or Coke anyway? Don’t they realize that these sugar-and-chemical concoctions contain (gasp) CAFFEINE?
July 10, 2009 at 2:40 pm |
EXACTLY. i had a boss for a (very) short term job who freaked out if anyone said they wanted to make coffee in the office, but he guzzles Mountain Dew (etc.) regularly …
July 10, 2009 at 10:29 pm |
“I knew there was a reason I’ve always liked Pepsi better than Coke.”
Same here! Diet Pepsi, though. Which I’m drinking right now, actually. lol.
July 10, 2009 at 11:30 pm |
I’ve always liked Pepsi better anyway. Coke tastes like paint thinner to me. I’ve advised all my friends and relatives to stop drinking Coke……. Snorting is completely different!
July 12, 2009 at 4:05 pm |
I knew I loved Dr. Pepper (a Pepsi product) for a reason.
July 25, 2009 at 7:00 pm |
This is just ridiculous.
July 25, 2009 at 8:52 pm |
It’s people like you who create segregation, discrimination, and overall negativity in the world. And if you are, in fact, biblical people, then your hypocrisy towards your own religion is very evident, for God would never support one judging another based upon their differences.
August 5, 2009 at 3:50 am |
“So how do I know Satan loves Pepsi? Because he told me so, and because Pepsi supports homosexual rights. Check out boycottpepsico.com to read all about it.”
This is funny because God gives free will and lets humans do as they please. These gays are GOD’S creations.
Also, who would want a drink that was originally based on Cocaine?
The Coke cans are red. Satan is portrayed as red in anything and everything.
Pepsi Co. supports all gods creations, even the gays. And is generous, donating.
If you want to be religious, don’t drag soda into it. If you want to be a jerk to people who are gay, don’t think that God is appreciates it. If you are trying to make a point about soda, use facts instead of being biased.
Good luck with that.
August 12, 2009 at 11:42 am |
It’s sad that all of these people are boycoting pepsi because they SUPPORT freedom, if a person is gay, who are we to tell them to be otherwise? You can’t change who you are, in any aspect, if you have brown hair, it’ll always be brown, even if you dye it, green eyes? even with contacts, they are still green, i personally am a straight male, but i have no problem with the gays and lesbians out there who choose to live their lives and not hide because of the idiotic masses who think that being who you are, and not conforming to what they want you to be, is wrong. To anyone boycoting pepsi simply because they support the people’s rights to be who they are, how would you feel if the norm was for everyone to be gay, and you, a straight person, wanted to be who you are, and not what everyone else wants you to be?
November 8, 2009 at 9:26 am |
Pepsi forever… Coke sucks dick ….
November 8, 2009 at 9:28 am |
I make Coke too …now what ya gonna do ?!!!